7-Eleven simply introduced a drink that proves nu-metal has taken over — sizzling dog-flavored seltzer.

Did we want this? No. Is it actual? Sure, apparently.

Nearly each widespread food and drinks model has launched some type of seltzer over the past couple of years ever for the reason that exhausting seltzer craze began with White Claw in 2019.

Well-liked alcohol manufacturers equivalent to Bud Gentle, Corona and Smirnoff finally jumped on the development, however even non-alcoholic manufacturers like Stewarts and Merely Lemonade put out their very own traces of spiked drinks.

However this is not even a tough seltzer — it is simply sizzling dog-flavored sparking water. What does Limp Bizkit’s Fred Durst assume? Hopefully they put out some chocolate starfish snacks to go along with it.

7-Eleven Proclaims Collaboration With Miracle Seltzer

7-Eleven introduced a collaboration with Miracle Seltzer right now (March 27), based on a report on their web site. The gathering consists of 4 flavors — Lemon Lime, Inexperienced Apple, Candy Orange and the Massive Chunk Scorching Canine. They will be out there in 16-ounce cans.

“Whereas crafting flavors like Lemon Lime and Candy Orange got here extra simply, our journey took an sudden flip with the creation of Massive Chunk Scorching Canine Glowing Water – a daring taste that pushes the boundaries of taste innovation,” Marissa Jarratt, 7-Eleven, Inc. Govt Vice President, Chief Advertising and marketing & Sustainability Officer mentioned.

“7-Eleven is consistently in pursuit of revolutionary, distinctive experiences for our clients, and the 7-Choose x Miracle Seltzer lineup is certain to please even probably the most adventurous of palates. We’re excited for purchasers to embark on this taste journey and expertise their favourite snack in an entire new kind.”

When Does the Scorching Canine Seltzer Hit Shops?

The report states that extra particulars in regards to the seltzer will come out on April 1. At this level, we’re invested and hope it is not simply an April Idiot’s joke.

The Lemon Lime, Inexperienced Apple and Candy Orange are in shops now, although. Yow will discover them at choose 7-Eleven shops.

A Texas Brewery As soon as Supplied a Scorching Canine-Flavored Arduous Seltzer

Although the 7-Eleven refreshment is simply glowing water, an alcoholic model of sizzling dog-flavored seltzer does exist — or did, at the very least. In 2022, Martin Home Brewing Firm, based mostly in Fort Value, Texas introduced a 5.2 p.c ABV exhausting seltzer that was made with water they really used to boil sizzling canines.

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The drink was named “Bun Size,” and was featured as a part of their Superior Sauce exhausting seltzer assortment that they debuted at a celebratory sizzling canine occasion dubbed Glizzy Fest.

It seems the seltzer was nonetheless out there as of Could 2023, with somebody giving the drink a merely 1.5-star score on Untappd round that point.

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