Have you ever ever wished an iPhone case that appears like a pair of Crocs? You recognize, the ugly-but-comfy slip-on footwear coated in holes which you can optionally beautify with colourful push-pins? You haven’t? Properly, apparently some designer at smartphone case maker Casetify noticed a pair of Crocs and thought to themselves, wow, that might make for an important iPhone case!!

No, we’re not kidding.

Casetify this month launched a brand new collection of iPhone instances that look precisely like Crocs footwear, full with their trypophobia-inducing holes and units of pushpin decorations that can help you personalize your telephone case with issues like flowers, rainbows, smiley faces and…uhhh…a stick of butter. A bit of toast. A snail. A motel keychain??

I’m sorry, however what the precise **** is happening right here?

These instances are promoting for $52!

Whereas TechCrunch doesn’t sometimes cowl smartphone instances or equipment, after we noticed this new product line we knew we needed to make an exception due to its really oddball nature. Is that this press launch a prank? Is that this an early April Idiot’s? Vaporware? Have we time-traveled to the Nineteen Eighties for brand spanking new product concepts?

We remorse/are completely satisfied to tell you that these instances are actual. Now we have them in hand and have put them via their paces.

Right here’s what we are able to report. The instances themselves are available black, lavender, cream and pink. They’re delicate and versatile with their silicone finishings, as described. Additionally they have bumpers on the corners and the promised raised bezel to assist shield the display screen. Casetify says they supply as much as 4 toes of drop safety.

However in fact, nobody is shopping for these instances for his or her safety capabilities. They’re shopping for them for the “aesthetic” in the event that they’re shopping for them in any respect.

Out there just for iPhone 14 Professional and Professional Max, the instances have both 13 to 14 holes designed to carry the pushpins. These are bought in units of 5 pins that promote for $22 — this isn’t an inexpensive joke to take part in!

Picture Credit: Casetify

At launch, there are 4 fundamental units out there: a “cottage core” set with a mushroom, snail, strawberry, flower and duck; a “retro west” set with a Dalmatian-spotted cowboy hat, matchbox, cowboy boot, motel keychain and 70s-looking happy-faced flower (no, I don’t know the way the flower is western both); a “diner breakfast” set with the aforementioned butter and toast, a smiley face, checkered coronary heart and the textual content “thanks!” as you’d discover in your diner examine; and the “peace love earth” set with a teddy bear, heart-shaped world, happy-faced daisy, yin yang image and completely satisfied rainbow.

Picture Credit: Casetify

There’s additionally a Restricted Version “Barbie” set with pink Barbie pushpins like Barbie’s face, model, jacket, heart-shaped glasses and the 12 months “1959.”

That one sells for $82! Eighty…two…{dollars}. 

I don’t even…why?!?…

We requested Casetify the way it got here up with this um, “distinctive,” concept.

The corporate informed us that it’s designed many modern merchandise over the previous few years, like its mirror instances, pillow instances and bounce instances, and it thought these new pushpin instances would merely supply its clients “new methods to specific themselves with their on a regular basis tech.”

“The primary pin units we’ve produced have been developed with our best-selling prints in thoughts, and in addition bearing in mind trending merchandise amongst Gen Z and millennials,” a spokesperson mentioned.

Once we requested what was the cope with the butter, they famous, “could be surprising to know that food-related gadgets promote very well haha!”

Picture Credit: Casetify

Okay, however butter? Actually? Is that due to that viral butter bench? Have telephone instances now tied themselves to area of interest TikTok tendencies?

Plus, there’s the cottage core set that’s additionally seemingly impressed by the web development that romanticizes nation life and dwelling in concord with nature — an aesthetic that grew in recognition because of TikTok’s subcommunities pushed by its personalised algorithms. Now it’s jumped from the display screen into your pocket.

In any occasion, regardless of having big pins protruding of the again of the case, it wasn’t too onerous to shove the embellished case into your pocket or pull it out. The instances and the pins are pretty clean, so whereas they tug somewhat in your garments, it finally ends up not likely getting any extra caught than, say, your Popsockets grip, for instance.

In the meantime, really adorning the case with pins wasn’t too troublesome both. Pushing the pins in did require somewhat effort, notably on the underside row for some purpose, however as soon as in they felt pretty safe.

The pins might be blended and matched primarily based in your temper, Casetify says, however the debut alternatives have been pretty restricted. In fact, we needed to strive jamming some Crocs Jibbitz (aka Crocs pins) into the holes of the case simply to see. In any case, if the instances supported Jibbitz, that might have opened up a wide selection of customization choices! However sadly, the rounded-backed Jibbitz we had available — these sparkly Howdy Kitty charms — have been simply too giant. Bummer.

Casetify says it’s planning to launch extra pin units and instances sooner or later, together with via upcoming model collaborations, just like the one it did a number of months in the past with Barbie, which precipitated the Push-In case line. We don’t know which aesthetic neighborhood might be subsequent to get the pushpin remedy, however there are many “-cores” to select from.