If there’s one query I get most frequently about stay exhibits, it’s this: “How can I get a backstage go to [insert name of artist here]?

The quick reply is all the time the identical: “You possibly can’t. In addition to, what did you assume you’d discover backstage, anyway? Caligula-strength orgies with groupies? Wild events catered with all method of booze and meals? Tables heaped with cocaine? Or have been you simply considering of hanging with the band of their dressing room earlier than they go to work?”

Let me set you straight: Most of what you’ve ever heard or examine what goes on backstage is a whole lie. Sure, issues was rather a lot looser within the pre-#MeToo period (learn: the Seventies and ’80s, or so I’ve heard). However with at present’s live performance enterprise, there’s not loads of time or endurance for messing round with individuals who don’t belong backstage. Schedules are tight, safety is strict, and privateness is paramount.

Nevertheless, since these questions maintain coming in, let me offer you a little bit of education, beginning with just a little historical past.

Again within the Nineteen Fifties and ’60s, it was comparatively simple to get backstage. A ten-spot to the safety guard, satisfactory enterprise card credentials, or, within the case of ladies, a reasonably face, was sufficient to breach the barricades. However because the touring enterprise received greater and extra complicated, artists, managers, promoters, and venues started to clamp down.

The trendy backstage go was invented by Dave Otto of Cincinnati. Because the touring business exploded, it turned essential to limit backstage entry to working crew, choose VIPs, and particular visitors. The very best answer was to tag individuals with a visual piece of ID.

Otto found out a method to print graphics on a versatile rectangle of rayon with an adhesive backing. These patches adhered very properly to all types of clothes. As a result of they have been versatile, they labored properly with physique contours and as soon as utilized, didn’t fall off. In the event you tried to peel one off, the glue didn’t work as properly the second time round, if in any respect. Since there’s normally a rule that it’s a must to have your go completely affixed to an space that’s clearly seen, sharing is discouraged.

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From the time these passes have been first launched in 1973, they turned a kind of forex, one thing much more useful than a front-row ticket, as a result of they allowed passage to an space the place no mere mortals may enterprise. It was an invite to untold glories backstage. And sure, issues generally received very bizarre/unlawful within the outdated days.

Quick-forward to at present. These days, not all backstage passes are the identical. In actual fact, they arrive in quite a lot of flavours. It is a primary information to the commonest kind of passes.

The lowliest type, bottom-of-the-barrel go is the Pre-Present or After Present. One in every of these will get you into a chosen space behind the stage for a restricted time earlier than the act goes on or after the gig is over and sometimes take the type of one among Dave Otto’s stick-on patches. You and dozens of different individuals — typically contest winners or low-level business personnel (like me) — will likely be admitted to a cordoned-off space the place you’ll all mill round, questioning if anybody from the band will hassle to point out up for a fast meet’n’greet (or its ever-more-slightly intimate variation, the grip’n’grin.) There could also be a fast photo-op or selfie with the act.

Food and drinks? Generally, however don’t depend on it. If one thing is accessible, it’ll be sparse, principally chips and wilted uncooked greens, and rapidly picked over. And as soon as the act leaves, you’re shooed out. Thanks for coming. Benefit from the present.

Nonetheless, you’ll go away with a pleasant little memento caught to your jacket, which has additionally been ruined by the glue.

Subsequent up the chain is the VIP Move. That is typically the primary stage the place your go is laminated in plastic (and clearly marked VIP in ALL CAPS for max envy worth) and held on a lanyard round your neck. They’re normally good for the inexperienced room past the inexperienced room the place the Pre-Present or After-Present losers are munching on celery.

That is normally an space the place the performers will spend just a little extra time with the go holders. Right here’s the place you’ll discover the higher-ranked report firm individuals, native musicians held in excessive regard by the band, non-music VIPs (politicians, enterprise people who find themselves a Very Large Deal, and so on.), and well-connected native family and friends.

Any spreads of food and drinks will likely be brisker and of upper high quality than what’s within the lower-level inexperienced room. And albeit, that is the place backstage entry begins to get attention-grabbing since you would possibly truly get some significant facetime with the performer. Or not. There are by no means any positive issues relating to being backstage.

We must always take a detour to the Photograph Move. This actually isn’t a backstage go as a result of it permits solely accredited photographers entry to the house on the foot of the stage as soon as the gig begins. They’ve three songs to get their photographs earlier than they’re hustled out. Thanks for coming. And we’d prefer to approve any photographs you wish to use.

Subsequent is the Native Crew go. They are going to get you past the VIP inexperienced room however not mechanically into the dressing rooms. Native Crew go holders embody caterers, safety, paramedics, and a sure stage of the promoter’s workers. There’s a probability you’ll interface with some rock stars, however you’ll be anticipated to behave professionally and simply do your job. No fanboy/fangirl behaviour.

Barely above that’s the Working Crew go. These are laminates that may get you to many locations within the venue with out being challenged by safety. You’re there to work, normally as an area subcontractor for the military of roadies travelling with the act who make issues occur each night time. Relying on the scenario and the place you might be on the Working Crew meals chain — and there is usually a strict hierarchy — chances are you’ll require an escort to enter sure areas just like the dressing rooms and onto the stage.

Lastly, there’s the Holy Grail of all passes: the omnipotent All-Entry go. One in every of these puppies will assist you to go wherever you need — together with on the stage — earlier than, throughout, and after the present. Or on the vans within the loading bay. Or beside the front-of-house mixing board. Or within the dressing rooms. An All-Entry go means you’re a god and in possession of magical qualities.

Clearly, although, only a few All-Entry passes are ever handed out. They’re reserved for the performers, the supervisor, the street supervisor, the stage supervisor, the instrument and PA techs, husbands/wives, boyfriend/girlfriends, and maybe shut members of the family, together with the top promoter. That’s it.

At one time or one other in my profession, I’ve been given each one among these passes. Saved ’em all, too. But when there’s one factor I’ve discovered is that getting backstage isn’t what it’s cracked as much as be. The true social gathering is after the present on the lodge. Or on the personal jet.

For some purpose, I’ve but to be invited to any of these.

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Alan Cross is a broadcaster with Q107 and 102.1 the Edge and a commentator for World Information.

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