When you suppose your job is dangerous, simply think about really having to do this for $13 an hour!
An actress named Hollis Jane Andrews shared probably the most absurd job description for a “Magical Nanny/Housekeeper” position she utilized to again in 2013 — and OMG does it sound so terrible and virtually too ridiculous to be actual! However it’s!
Importing two paperwork to Twitter on Thursday, the Okay.C. Undercover alum defined that she interviewed for a nanny place which “unbeknownst” to her on the time was for a “Scientologist household.” Throughout that course of, she was given an in depth breakdown of duties which she described as:
“They gave this positively BONKERS checklist of duties and now I give it to all of you.”
To begin, the employer shared “the primary focus” of the job “is to make sure [the boys] primary rudiments* are stored in, in order that they aren’t crying/upsetting the remainder of the home.” These rudiments had been “sleep, meals, and watered.”
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But it surely will get loads crazier. Not solely is there a minute-by-minute schedule mapped up, however there are strict pointers for a way the nanny ought to act, together with directions like:
“Get them to run, throw rocks and RUN with them, don’t cease them operating ever.”
Oh, and the children can NEVER be sad, because the employer insisted a number of instances:
“If they’re crying and yelling, they aren’t completely happy and as a nanny it is advisable get them again completely happy once more.”
NOT EVEN MARY F**KIN’ POPPINS KEPT THE KIDS HAPPY 100% OF THE TIME! COME ON!
After the children eat a controversial lunch of “steak and ketchup,” the nanny should “magically remodel right into a cleansing nazi.” And sure, there’s an enormous checklist of directions that might be carried out every day, together with “empty out the stinking poo poo bin.” Learn all the word for your self (under), it’ll blow your thoughts!!
And that’s all carried out for simply $13 an hour!! Are you freaking kidding us?? Hollis chimed in concerning the low pay, saying:
“Granted that was 8 years in the past BUT STILL”
It’s an astronomical quantity of labor for that little pay! And simply “the phrase ‘dianetics’” was sufficient to scare the actress away from the gig… Although we surprise what poor soul ended up with this unlucky job.
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As you’ll be able to think about, Twitter had loads to say on this insane job description! Listed below are among the responses:
“I’m just one paragraph in. Very offended by use of while.”
“Ketchup on steak??”
“I can’t work out how previous these youngsters are. Are they toddlers being fed protein drinks and steaks? Why if they’re older are they not in school and capable of do their very own tooth? IDK. Possibly they’re simply lazy youngsters.”
“I attempting to grasp how bathtub time is quarter-hour shorter than dress time.”
“Are we throwing the rocks AT the youngsters to maintain them operating ?”
“Are they making these children (and their caretaker) run with horses, play on the park, and swim earlier than midday on a carb free food regimen???”
“WHEN DOES SHE DO THE COOKING????? This schedule is giving me a panic assault.”
Some individuals even query whether or not or not this job was to maintain youngsters in any respect!!
“I wasn’t certain they weren’t speaking a few pair of Border Collies, count on for the protein bottle factor.”
“Are these canines or youngsters?”
Actually one of many craziest job descriptions we’ve ever seen — and we hope it stays that means! Reactions, Perezcious readers? What’s the craziest a part of that checklist to you? Sound OFF within the feedback (under)!
[Image via IPA/WENN & Hollis Jane Andrews/Twitter]
