Taylor Swift is a extremely robust child, she will take her personal s–t. 

In any case, the “Karma” singer grew to become her personal worst critic within the newest promotional materials for The Lifetime of a Showgirl album, which releases Oct. 3, the place she offers herself some particularly harsh suggestions as she marketed The Crowd is Your King Goal-exclusive version. 

“Alright we’re nonetheless rolling,” Taylor, donned in director gear, joked in a video shared to her Instagram Sept. 29. “We’re elegant, we’re luxurious, we’re in entrance of essentially the most lovely pink vinyl we’ve ever seen. What’s going on with the posture? It’s giving no-girl, not showgirl.”

The scene shortly cuts to an alter-ego Showgirl Taylor, who stands in a pink leotard and matching heels as she makes an attempt to indicate off the Summertime Spritz Pink Shimmer Vinyl, an unique Goal version. 

“Magnificence,” Director Taylor yells because the Showgirl model of her awkwardly throws glitter and poses. “Attraction. Not that.”

After which, as an apart, Director Taylor whispers to a crew member off display, “She’s bought cat hair throughout her.”