All the things I’ve discovered about Megan Fox and MGK’s relationship, I discovered in opposition to my will.
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Charlie Puth revealed that the primary tune he ever masturbated to was “This Love” by Maroon 5.
The singer stated in a current interview with Bustle: “The primary tune I ever jerked off to was fucking ‘This Love’ by Maroon 5. Now I’m good associates with [lead singer] Adam Levine. [I told him] and he was like, ‘That’s actually bizarre.'”
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Kourtney Kardashian shared that her physician advisable she drink husband Travis Barker’s semen 4 instances every week to extend her possibilities of getting pregnant.
On a current episode of The Kardashians, Kourtney and Travis mentioned, erm, numerous strategies they’d been utilizing to up the chances of getting pregnant. Apparently, the rationale the physician advisable ingesting Travis’s semen was to assist enhance Kourtney’s thyroid ranges, which might intervene with egg launch.
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Of their engagement announcement on Instagram, Megan Fox and Machine Gun Kelly revealed that they drank one another’s blood — actually.
Megan later clarified in an interview with Glamour that it was “only some drops” of one another’s blood. “So, I assume to drink one another’s blood may mislead folks, or persons are imagining us with goblets and we’re like Recreation of Thrones, ingesting one another’s blood,” she stated. Nevertheless, Megan did add that that is one thing she and MGK have completed a number of instances “for ritualistic functions.”
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Megan Fox additionally just lately shared a textual content message change by which she stated she minimize a gap in her jumpsuit with a purpose to have intercourse with MGK.
“Was this blue outfit costly as a result of we simply minimize a gap within the crotch so we may have intercourse,” Megan texted her stylist, Maeve Reilly. “I hate you. I am going to repair it,” Maeve responded.
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Lea Michele revealed that she confirmed her Spring Awakening and Glee costar Jonathan Groff her “entire vagina” as a result of he had by no means seen one earlier than.
Within the HBO documentary Spring Awakening: These You have Recognized, Jonathan stated, “Lea and I got this materials the place we needed to fall in love, however the very first thing I felt was, ‘They will know I am homosexual. Fuck! I by no means had intercourse with a lady; I am within the closet.'”
Lea stated she tried to assist Jonathan really feel extra comfy in the course of the intimacy scenes by, uh, getting tremendous shut behind the scenes. She defined: “At one level, I actually confirmed him my entire vagina. He was like, ‘I’ve by no means seen a lady’s vagina earlier than. Would you present me?’ And I used to be like, ‘Certain.’ And I took a desk lamp and confirmed him. That is how shut we’re.”
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On a form of associated observe, Kesha as soon as informed Jimmy Kimmel on Jimmy Kimmel Reside! that her vagina was “haunted” by a ghost.
“You’re laughing, nevertheless it’s very critical, it’s an issue,” Kesha stated to the host whereas additionally laughing. “It sounds ridiculous, however in all honesty, I imagine in all this loopy shit. I believed I had useless folks in me.”
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Jake Gyllenhaal type of broke the web in 2021 when he revealed in an interview with Vainness Truthful that he does not imagine in bathing fairly often.
“An increasing number of, I discover bathing to be much less mandatory at instances. … However I do additionally suppose that there’s a complete world of not bathing that can be actually useful for pores and skin upkeep, and we naturally clear ourselves,” Jake stated.
Nevertheless, the actor later claimed that his feedback have been “sarcastic” and never meant to be taken severely. “I do not know what that was,” he stated throughout a screening of his movie The Responsible. “I answered a query the place I used to be being sarcastic and ironic, and it is adopted me round. Sadly, I showered earlier than I got here right here. So…I am sorry, all people.”
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Not lengthy after Jake’s Vainness Truthful interview, Mila Kunis and Ashton Kutcher additionally hopped on the [lack of] bathing bandwagon by revealing that they solely bathe their youngsters “if you happen to can see the grime” on them.
The couple, who’re mother and father to Wyatt Isabelle, 7, and Dimitri Portwood, 5, defined their considering on Dax Shepard and Monica Padman’s Armchair Professional podcast. Mila stated, “I didn’t have scorching water rising up as a baby, so I didn’t bathe a lot anyway. However once I had kids, I additionally didn’t wash them each day. I wasn’t the father or mother that bathed my newborns — ever.”
Ashton chimed in and defined, “Now, here is the factor: If you happen to can see the grime on [the kids], clear them. In any other case, there’s no level.”
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Talking of Dax Shepard, he and Kristen Bell revealed that their entire household sleeps in a single room, they usually all have unhealthy gasoline.
On an episode of Armchair Professional, the couple defined that their two daughters sleep on the ground of the bed room, whereas the mother and father sleep on an Ooler mattress pad, which makes use of a water-based system for heating and cooling. Kristen stated, “My entire household has gasoline, massive [deal]. I get up within the morning and I am going, ‘Wow, no one’s gasoline has dissipated, nevertheless it additionally smells prefer it’s burning.'”
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Meghan Trainor shared that she and her husband, Daryl Sabara, have side-by-side bathrooms they usually generally “poop collectively.”
Meghan defined on Nicole Byer’s podcast, Why Will not You Date Me: “We simply acquired a brand new home and we did building. No one is aware of this, however in our rest room, there was one rest room, and loads of time in the course of the night time, once we’re with the infant, we’ve acquired to pee on the identical time. So I used to be like, ‘Can we please have two bathrooms subsequent to one another?’ We’ve solely pooped collectively twice. We pee on the identical time quite a bit.”
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Camila Cabello opened up about then-boyfriend Shawn Mendes’, erm, ~uncommon~ sleeping habits throughout an interview with James Corden on The Late Late Present With James Corden.
Apparently, Shawn would usually discuss soiled in his sleep. Camila stated, “I’d be, like, studying or one thing, and he would simply, like, begin sleep-talking, and it could scare the shit out of me as a result of he’d simply be like, ‘Child…that…feels….so…good…,’ after which he’d return to sleep. … I used to be like, ‘Thanks? I’m not likely doing something proper now, however thanks.'”
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In 2021, Nicki Minaj posted a tweet saying she would not be going to the Met Gala that yr as a result of the occasion required attendees to be vaccinated in opposition to the coronavirus and he or she “hadn’t completed sufficient analysis.” The actual kicker, although, was the anecdote she adopted up with.
Nicki then tweeted, “My cousin in Trinidad received’t get the vaccine cuz his pal acquired it & grew to become impotent. His testicles grew to become swollen. His pal was weeks away from getting married, now the lady known as off the marriage. So simply pray on it & ensure you’re comfy with ur determination, not bullied.”
To be completely clear, scientific research have discovered no proof that the vaccines trigger any fertility or sexual issues corresponding to swollen testicles. Not less than we acquired memes out of the entire ordeal, although!
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KJ Apa shared a video on Instagram of him ingesting his associate Clara Berry’s breast milk in his espresso: “My spouse is a milk machine and I find it irresistible.”
This was at a public restaurant, BTW.
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And eventually, Twilight icon Robert Pattinson revealed that he masturbated to completion on set for his function within the 2008 movie Little Ashes.
He defined in an interview with Germany’s Interview journal: “I as soon as determined to give up performing; it was once I did Little Ashes. I performed Salvador Dalí and needed to do loads of scenes the place I used to be bare, and I additionally needed to masturbate. I imply, actually. My orgasm face is recorded for eternity.”
When the interviewer requested why he did not simply faux an orgasm, Robert responded, “[It] simply doesn’t work, so I pleasured myself in entrance of the digital camera.”